David Blackburn

My own private craft beer World Cup

The big brands are harder to beat than you might think

My own private craft beer World Cup
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11 p.m., Saturday 14 June. Football fans gather before the TV in anticipation of England vs Italy. There is quiet, save for the click and hiss of fresh lagers being opened. Football and beer are indivisible.

The football was forgettable, and so — in most cases — was the lager. When was the last time you guzzled Carlstellabourg and were conscious of taste? You drink lager without noticing it.

Craft beer is another matter. You can’t help but notice it — and not always in a good way, as a panel of eight seasoned drinkers discovered on the night of the England-Italy game. While waiting for kick-off, they worked their way through 15 British craft beers, and marked each against their ideal branded lager. The panel gave two scores: one for taste, the other for bottle design. The benchmark beers included Peroni, Stella Artois, Budvar, Bitburger and Kronenbourg; tough competition when looks are the equal of flavour.

This unscientific exercise proved three things. One: famous beers are hard to beat on taste. It only takes a swig or two of rough beer to appreciate subtlety where once you found blandness. Two: some British craft beers are exceptional and merit a wider market. Three: famous beers have brilliant styling.

Carlstellabourg looks more exciting than it tastes; but the opposite is true of many craft beers. Take Wrexham Lager; it’s delicious — a balance of earthy richness and acidity, and with a slightly bitter aftertaste. It scored well on flavour, matching or beating the brands on six out of eight occasions. ‘I’d drink it all night,’ said one enthusiast. But the panel unanimously agreed that they would not buy a bottle of Wrexham because of the uncultured design. On the other hand, the panel said that they were more likely to take a second glance at the elegant St. Mungo, which is brewed by WEST in Scotland and represented by a flashy London comms firm, even though it scored fractionally lower than Wrexham on taste.

This pattern was repeated throughout the tasting; but two beers from Brick Brewery, the Peckham Pils and Brick Hefeweizen, bucked the trend. Their minimalist design of block colours and white space was enticing. The contents of the bottles were well received too, particularly the Czech-style Pils, judged a close match for Budvar.

The three beers that topped the list for flavour are worth hunting down. 3Point8, brewed by Calvors in Suffolk, is light and crisp — perfect for sipping away a summer’s evening. Bayern, brewed by Thornbridge in Derbyshire, is a very fine pilsner in the Bavarian rather than the Czech mould. Top of the tree was Tzara, also brewed by Thornbridge. It tastes like a beery fruitcake: a combination of spiced bread and sharp apples. The Belle Époque style of its branding split opinion, but this is beer at its best: tasty, refreshing and unique.